Phrases that save your life
Click on each card to discover why it works. The social survival coach approves each one.
🎮 What would you say if…?
8 real match situations. Choose the right answer and prove you can survive any World Cup watch party.
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Emergency Training
8 rounds. Real situations. No safety net. By the end you'll know if you can go to a World Cup watch party without committing social offside.
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How to cheer without committing offside
The definitive guide on what to do and what not to do during a match. Toggle between correct mode and disaster mode.
🎲 Tactical analysis generator
Generate phrases that sound very professional. Courtesy of the fake soccer analysis science.
Click to generate your first tactical analysis
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Emergency glossary
Everything you need to know about soccer, explained as if you have zero context. Search any term.
Final quiz: How much do you actually know?
5 questions. No second chances. The jury is merciless.
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